I KNOW, RIGHT? NOW IT'S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE PRISON SEX IS CANON. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF HE GETS ANOTHER COMPANION AND SHE HAS TO LIKE, STAND GUARD WHILE THE DOCTOR AND RIVER HAVE SEX? I'm totally writing that crackfic now.

Haha but their relationship was always full of whatthefuckery. I mean, he knew Amy as a little girl, then when she was getting married, then he kissed both her and her daughter, and now she's his mother in law. I typically write them post-series six, actually. It's a little less squicky and more believable. Then again, anything goes :P