NOOOOOOOO But I'll be in Mallorca, an island in the Mediterranean owned by Spain with lots and lots of English tourists... surely...?

I didn't think they'd get rid of Bill in the series until... I forget what he did in the show but Sookie was all like, "eff you" and I went, "Oh, there we go." OMG YESYESYESYES BOOK FOUR IS THE BEEESSSTT. How many of the books have you read?