fic (time lords not having sex)

Jul. 20th, 2017 12:09 am
nostalgia: (twissy touchy)
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Twelve/Missy fic in which they try not to get jiggy with it.

It's almost entirely about sex. Twelve is frustrated, Bill is clever, Missy is an appalling person who keeps getting cockblocked.

conversation in my head

Jul. 20th, 2017 04:17 am
owlboy: (DW - Twelve)
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''Sir, I think I should advise you... it's not wise to eat crisps for breakfast.''

''Thanks, Nardole. I'll log that away under 'totally irrelevant to me'.''

''Breakfast is the most important meal of the day sir, it's not healthy.''

''I'm a Time Lord. I walk in eternity. I'll eat whatever I damn well want for breakfast.''

''Alright, well, don't come sulking to me when you have a stroke and regenerate and don't like crisps anymore, then.''

(crunching a crisp as slowly and annoyingly as possible) ''Fine.''

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Jul. 19th, 2017 10:04 am
nostalgia: (13 DOCTOR WHO IS A WOMAN)
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its been a few days now and afaik dr who is still a woman

13's important thoughts

Jul. 18th, 2017 08:15 am
nostalgia: (13 - eye)
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"shit i used to stick my dick in the tardis to make it go what will i do now?"

"my wife is bisexual i'm so glad i planned ahead on that one"

"captain jack is bisexual shit i'm still not free from his flirting"

"clara was bisexual but i can't remember what she looked like so never mind"

"why the fuck do none of these trousers have pockets in them?"

"dicks are literally magic how will i defeat aliens now?"

"missy will be so proud of me"

"maybe i can finally join the sisterhood of karn"

fic (shut your mouth)

Jul. 17th, 2017 08:13 pm
nostalgia: (bill takes a selfie)
[personal profile] nostalgia
MOAR FIC. It is about Twelve and Bill and Thirteen even though she is not actually in it, and it goes a bit serious in the middle but don't worry that doesn't last.

pls reassure me that i'm not wrong for writing this shit, thnx.

Fic: The Future is All Girl

Jul. 17th, 2017 04:50 pm
nostalgia: (13 DOCTOR WHO IS A WOMAN)
[personal profile] nostalgia posting in [community profile] nosfic
(Sorry for the spam, I got a bit behind in posting here, it should be over now thanks)

Rating: PG/Teen
Pairings: Eleven/River, Thirteen/River
Summary: Eleven meets his future self, River has a few ideas.


'That's very nice. Well done, Sweetie, have you had it long?' )

Fic: A TARDIS Full of Bras

Jul. 17th, 2017 04:47 pm
nostalgia: (13 DOCTOR WHO IS A WOMAN)
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Rating: G/PG (one swear)
Characters: Thirteen, Bill Potts
Summary: Bill takes the new Doctor shopping.

'I want that stuff Missy puts on her eyes.' )
nostalgia: (doctor/river tardis)
[personal profile] nostalgia
I accidentally fic.

Eleven and Thirteen and River. Rated "Teen" for idk suggestiveness and dick jokes probabably?

fic BABY'S FIRST 13 FIC

Jul. 17th, 2017 09:29 am
nostalgia: (13 - eye)
[personal profile] nostalgia
GUYS GUYS GUYS I WROTE THIS it is Bill & Thirteen buying stuff in Superdrug. It's a bit pointless but obviously you have to read it anyway.

A TARDIS Full of Bras

this icon has never been more apt

Jul. 16th, 2017 06:54 pm
nostalgia: (yay tits!)
[personal profile] nostalgia
just to check, im not dreaming am i?

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Jul. 16th, 2017 05:50 pm
nostalgia: (bill takes a selfie)
[personal profile] nostalgia
i dont think i've ever seen my flist and my tumblr dash so happy

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Jul. 16th, 2017 05:21 pm
nostalgia: (Default)
[personal profile] nostalgia
okay how can i learn to write femslash well in time for thirteen happening on telly?

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Jul. 16th, 2017 04:58 pm
nostalgia: (missy!)
[personal profile] nostalgia
YES THIS IS GOOD YES

fic -- twissy dubcon overload

Jul. 15th, 2017 10:06 am
nostalgia: (twissy touchy)
[personal profile] nostalgia
Okay so I wrote more Twissy dubcon porn, but this one has different words in it as well as more characters.

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